ranyakumo:

"you were named after two of the bravest men i ever knew" "you never gave me a name" "exactly. men are cowards"

(via goodlooking-loser)

slimiest:

a CEO walks into his office “any messages?” he asks his assistant
“two anons want to know who tom petty is and one just says ‘post your ballsack’”
“got it. check my dashboard”
“that skeleton gif you like is back again”
he rubs his chin pensively “mm. reblog that”

(via jesussbabymomma)

5 hours ago

(Source: antisxcial)

2k13blogger:

does anyone have like ten thousand dollars they don’t want

(Source: oknope, via jesussbabymomma)

wholetjackdrive:

Boulevard of Broken Dreams - Green Day; All backing instrumentals replaced with a piano cover.

Listen to more of my stuff here.

Download it here.

(via okkaayyy)

6 hours ago
6 hours ago

(Source: antisxcial)

"I forgot what I sent you"
- ancient snapchat proverb (via tentacoolaid)

(via miseryylovescompany)

7 hours ago

lysophosphatidylinositol:

When I die put motion sensors around my grave and when someone walks nearby make it start playing Stayin’ Alive very loud

(Source: aggressivelolis, via okkaayyy)

clown-dick:

for someone who pretends to have no emotions whatsoever im really sensitive

(via perks-of-being-chinese)